avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. We should get on that, then. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. We have, Clint says. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. How will she react? Her locks dangle. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Spill." I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Seriously? Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Yeah, sure. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. It's been great, guys.. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. The fuck, Clint? #captainamerica Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Ned Right! Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Really?. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Okay? "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Tony rolls his eyes. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. "DUDE!" What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. #starktower G'niiiiight, guys. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. What the HELL?' "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. That's too easy. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Would he say yes or no? No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. I did? Otherwise, all bets are off. Oh yeaaah. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Yeah. Never Have I Ever. Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own Dad yells and I shake my head. #marvel They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. This story is complete. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Peter stood up. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. He didn't want to think about it. Peter wished he could have said that. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. FRIDAY said. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. "That is no excuse mister!" I'm not great at relationships. It's my vanishing act." Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. "Explain, now. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. "It was just an accident." Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Okay, okay. Wanda said. "Okay, my turn. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. It's fucking beautiful. I've been good! Then I limped home" Peter explained. Okay! Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Peter said. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Anyone we know? Back the fuck up." And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Thor looks thoroughly charmed. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Uncle Bucky questions. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. +. I remember!. Please consider turning it on! I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. It sounds like a genuine question. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. "When did it happen?". Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Huh. She took a shot. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Awesome! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? One beat. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. Tony brightens considerably at that. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. How are you with spanking, though?. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Please consider turning it on! The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. #blackwidow It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Did we have make-up sex?. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. as well as There are still strings. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Tony snorts. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Tony looks baffled, maybe? "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Y/n grew up as most children do. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Nice meeting you all." as well as Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. Clint rolls his eyes. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. T'challa questions and we all shift around. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. I don't know, Clint. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. The Avengers were shocked. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Avengers: completed Peter put his sleeve down again. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Bad luck more than anything. The reason for this stupid game? When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. I'm training her." It Multi-fandom oneshots. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. #pepperpotts We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. What if shes an Avenger? After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Anyways, guys, MJ. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see).

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